You know what really grinds my gears?

Here’s something that really grinds my gears---why the hell do they let ultra-neo-conservatives walk around and spew the shit they spew? It shouldn’t be legal, and frankly, they should be locked in a mental hospital for the world’s safety, along with the rest of the nuts.
Take March 2nd for instance. I was headed to the mall for my birthday, and as usual, I board the bus headed downtown to catch the one going to the mall. As I arrive downtown, it’s an especially chilly day, so I go to the courtesy van in the front to warm up a little. I see a guy I know inside, so I chat him up while waiting for the 10:15 bus to the mall to arrive. A few minutes into the conversation, it turns into my favorite subject--politics. We get to chewing the fat about society, the new president, and foreign policy. Somehow the conversation took a turn into shady dealings, and I brought up that many of my close associates believe that September 11th was an inside job. I had stated I felt like it may have been an Israeli false-flag operation, and I started to continue about why I felt this way when a couple standing behind us chimed in their opinion. The female stated that it was for sure al-Qaida, and she added that Muslims in general are not peaceful people. I attempted to warn her she was venturing into forbidden territory, citing that I myself was of Muslim background and that I did not appreciate her generalizing the way she was, but she continued on about how she had supposedly spoken to people from that part of the world, as she referred to it, and they had told her that they, meaning Muslims I guess, were “coming, and there’s no stopping us” she claimed they had said. Then, if that wasn’t bad enough, she really broke the rail by stating that one of these so-called individuals she supposedly conversated with stated to her that in Islam, it is not considered rape to have sexual intercourse with a 7 year old child without her consent. That sent me over the edge. I told her it was very disrespectful of her to make statements like that without basis in fact, especially after she had been notified that the person she was making these statements to was in fact herself a Muslim, and that she just needs to keep her opinions to herself if she has nothing constructive to say. The guy who I had been speaking with earlier had also chided in, stating that her claims were in fact false, and she had no place making these outlandish claims without first checking the facts. But as always, the crazies never listen, and she kept on droning, as if we didn’t even exist. It’s as if she actually drowned us out of her thoughts, her words flowing uninterrupted by our shouts and eventually my brutally honest statement that she should go back to the Klan meeting where she got her information. The man then told her to be quiet, and she ignored him, keeping on, and so they left the van and on to the bus. By that time, my 10:15 had arrived, so I headed off to board, praying that those kooks weren’t taking the same bus as I. To my chagrin, I seen them sitting at the front as I handed over my transfer card to the driver. I sat down, pretending not to hear them as she started up again with her inflammatory remarks. Things like Muslims were plotting to assassinate US leaders, and take over the country with Shari’a law, and that we were breeding an army to take over the world, and all that megalomaniacal bullshit that the neocons accuse us of harboring in our evil minds. 15 minutes into the ride, it became too much for me to bear, she just wouldn’t fucking shut up. Instead of doing my trademark smashing-face-in-window-routine, I instead took my grievances to the driver, who promptly pulled over the bus and notified a road supervisor to come quell the situation. We waited for several minutes, and I got impatient, so I told her to never mind, but she told me she could not, and to wait for the supervisor. We waited several more minutes, and I finally decided I should just get off because there were other people headed off to work and stuff and I didn’t want to make them late, so I asked for a refund on my transfer and told her I’d wait for the 10:45 bus instead. She handed it to me, and I headed off the bus, across the street back to the stop to wait for the 10:45, all the time my hands shaking from the rage built up inside me from that stupid bitch’s remarks. I let off a lot of steam that day, but not enough. I really feel an aching to knock the last three of that bitch’s teeth down her throat, and frankly, I won’t let it go till I do.
However until that time comes, I will settle it like this. I hope you get the chance to read this, Skanky Lady With 3 Teeth and Severe Halitosis.


Where the fuck do you get off saying the fucking bullshit you say? If you could just record yourself, and play it back maybe you would hear how fucking idiotic you sound! Your voice sounds like a drill being bored into rock that is too hard to penetrate, and your breath smells like you ate a shit biscuit for breakfast. You look like one of those Garbage Pail Kids that got all growed up but never lost their ugly. That guy Gollum from Lord of the Rings looks better than you!
And what’s this about talking to Muslims??? WTF? I don’t think so! There is no self-respecting Muslim or Arab that would even give your ugly ass the time of day, let alone take the time to actually attempt a civilized conversation with you. You’re fucking delusional! Stop lying and get your head out of your ass. No Arab would talk to your ugly filthy ass-looking face, because they actually have dignity and standards! Our people don’t talk to the filth of the streets, because we know what you think, and you’re too goddamn stupid to think otherwise. We don’t waste our time with losers. If anyone said they’re coming so get ready, they were probably warning you to brace yourself while they gave you a forceful teeth-brushing. Your opinions stink as bad as your breath. I wish I could take my foot and shove it so far into your ass that you couldn’t tell where I ended and you began. I wish I could smash your face through a plate-glass window and give you an Extreme Makeover--Intifada style. You are the shit of society. You are the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity. You are a real piece of work. You’re not worth the time it took your mommy to fuck your daddy. Get a clue, bitch. The only thing that’s coming when you meet back up with this Arab is a world of pain. I hope you do the world a favor and take that alcohol you bought with your government check and mix it with some painkillers. Put yourself out of your misery. We don’t need you, you’re in the fucking way. Shut the fuck up and do what crazy people do best--take a swan dive from the San Francisco bridge.
And the next time you call Muslims pedophiles, be ready for a hospital trip and 6 weeks of silence because they’ll have to wire your jaw shut after I’m through with you.
I’m done, and it felt fucking goooooood!