Well....as many of you know a couple days ago the Israeli Navy raided a small fleet of Turkish ships with pro Palestine activists on board, and after a brief spate of resistance and 9 people dead, the ship was finally taken by the Israelis, towed into Ashdod Harbor, and the passengers jailed for a time.They were ordered deported, and were sent back to a heroes' welcome. Anyways, as everyone knows, the American government once again took the Israeli side regardless of the fact that the Israelis attacked this ship without provocation. Yes it's true that the activists on board were trying to run the Israeli bockade, but that's irrelevant. That blockade is an illegal and oppressive act, and it needs to be lifted. it was designed to foster resentment against the HAMAS-led government, but has increased resentment against Israel instead. I have heard that HAMAS has lost popularity over the past few years but I believe that is more because the organization has installed Saudi-like laws and forced a Wahhabist culture upon the more modern and cosmopolitan Palestinian people. Women and men are segregated, in public as well as private, such as in Saudi culture, and this is not something Palestinians are used to. Yes it's more traditional than of course western society, but the similarities between Palestinian culture and Saudi culture is the same as night and day. The similarities between Saudis and Palestinians end at the fact that both speak Arabic. That's not a very long common thread! In fact Saudis are annoyed by our naturally resistant spirit that keeps getting us into trouble and there's not really much love lost on our end either for the Saudis because they are closer to the West than their Arab brethren, their unofficial support and cooperation with Israel during the past few wars, their wealth being squandered on Israeli tourist resorts rather than helping their Palestinian brethren, and just the plain fact that Saudis are boy-raping fags and they're famous for that. OK OK...enough about Saudis because I could go on for hours like this about how much I can't fucking stand the Saudi Jewrabians and their idiotic religious fanaticism.....
If the Leftists gain back power in the Palestinian political system it could never be too soon.
Back to the real issue at hand, the whole reason I started typing furiously in the first place--those HIJACKED boats. Yea...I said hijacked...if you got offended by my use of that term then you're obviously............ZioPuke and you need to stop reading immediately and call your local euthanasia specialist and schedule an appointment at the earliest possible date to relieve us of your presence. In other words....DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELVES....as plain as English as I know to use.
...anyways back to those hijacked Turkish boats and their hapless passengers. I was so infuriated at the news when I heard it, I kept screaming at the television...I don't know why when I get pissed off I do that....just a crazy habit I guess...definitely lets off steam for sure. I wish there was some way I could physically help those people but in my current financial state the best I could do was this commentary....so here goes.
Israel, you claim that...
1. The blockade you set up, it's sole purpose was to "stifle terrorism" and oust HAMAS from power.
Did that work? Nope. In fact, the Palestinians are more pissed off than ever at ya. If those Qassam-shaped responses didn't convince you that this was a stupid idea then maybe reading this will.
Oh, wait...you're GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE....you don't get convinced, you do the convincing, right?
Cluster bomb-shaped, I assume.
2. The boats had set out on a journey solely to break Israeli law and run that blockade by delivering "contraband".
Contraband? Really? Since when did hospital beds and foodstuffs count as "contraband"?
Was that before or after Father Abraham smoked a bowl and had his revelation that the Jews were "God's special people"? Or maybe Sarah smoked the bowl....it could've been Isaac....it doesn't matter.....somebody was DEFINITELY high when they came up with that logic.
3. There is no humanitarian crisis in Gaza.
Uhhh....uhhhhh....ohhhhhhhh.....yea that's right you have to be human to have a humanitarian crisis and the Palestinians don't count. They're not even on the level of dogs because dogs can cross the checkpoints a whole hell of a lot easier than a Palestinian can.
You know, we in the real world have a term for this mentality--it's called ARROGANCE. Psychologists have a term for this too. It's called PSYCHOPATHY.
4. The passengers attacked the Israeli commandos with iron bars and knives, and even threw one off board during the melee. We're the victims here(boo-hoo)!!!
Don't everyone start crying all at once!
Really? Are you that full of yourselves that you think these people are just going to let you come onto their boat, board it, commandeer it, and tow it into the Israeli harbor and allow themselves to be thrown into a rat-infested cell for an indefinite time without at least putting up a fight? Oh yea like you thought that Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank are just supposed to lie down and die when you deny us basic needs and just quietly moooove over and let you have our homes because your phony-baloney God told you we would? Uhhh....am I in the Twilight Zone? Oh yea wait a second while I go ask "God"...............uhh....no answer............still no answer.......................waiting......................still no answer...........................................................well it seems by no answer that we all have the answer.
You're idiots. In the real world we call the passengers' response RESISTANCE. Remember it's that thing you did when we hijacked your jetliners.
5. Although the ships were in international waters, we had the right to do what we did because they were violating Israeli law.
Uhhh....once again hubris raises his big ugly head. Just in case you had your head up your ass on this one, I'll break it down for you....a ship in international waters belongs to the nation whose flag is flown by the ship. An attack by a country on said ship is an attack by said country against the country whose flag is flown by the ship which is an attack on its soil.
The ship was flying the Turkish flag. So it was an attack on Turkish soil. Wait, Israel, I thought Turkey was an ALLY......oh wait that reminds me of another incident where a ship belonging to a sovereign ally was also attacked by Israel without provocation......
Two words......USS Liberty.
6. The activists were Muslim extremists and had ties to al-Qaida.
Yes, people I said it, I actually heard this one on the news. OK, it was a Christian news network, not a REAL news network, but it was evidently a quote from an Israeli insider. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry at this one. I decided to write this instead.
The passengers were a diverse group drawn together with one common thread--support for the Palestinian people. Oh, and another word--HUMANITY. Many were Turks, some Americans, and even a Jew--a Holocaust survivor. Do these sound like "Muslim extremists"?
Israel, when are you going to learn that that label can't be applied to everyone who supports us all the time without sometimes making you look stupid when you open your mouth? Like this time?
So a Jew is a Muslim extremist. How does that work? Am I in the Twilight Zone again???
Damn I hate these wrong turns. The Twilight Zone oftentimes has a nasty haze that smells a lot like bullshit. Not good for my allergies.
It's like that time when that teabagger Hal Lindsey actually said that the founder of the PFLP, George Habash, had converted to Islam from Christianity when he founded the PFLP. Good thing nobody watches his show....oh yea I did that night. I'm somebody. Ok rephrase.....good thing nobody bought it.
Not that this has anything to do with the topic, but Habash never converted away from his Christian faith. In fact, he drifted more towards agnosticism in the years after his trek on the Lydda Death March. Don't know that that is? Just picture the Trail of Tears, but with Arabs. Got the picture?
Seems to me that anyone defying the Zionist narrative is as of late worthy of labeling a "Muslim extremist", regardless of their real religious beliefs or lack thereof.
Makes sense howcome Palestinian Christians have never been accepted into the fray of mainstream Christianity. Hell, many American Christians even go so far as to state they're really Muslims practicing "taqiyya"(denial under threat). Idiots.
Weird too seeing as how the Israelis have often found themselves in cahoots with real Muslim extremists when it came to dealing with the pesky Palestinian leftists and the Soviet Union. Remember Black September? I know my family does. King Hussein had some very unsavory partners in that debacle, including Pakistan's Zia ul-Haq. His human rights record was a real prize-winner. And where do you think they got their intelligence? Everyone knows the Mossad's secrets are for sale as long as you have the right price--a Palestinian's head on a pike.
Hell they even helped out when the Mujahadeen were fighting the Soviets. Of course it was indirectly, they passed the intelligence to the US and the US passed it on to the Mujahadeen. And who did the Mujahadeen fighters become once the Soviet threat was defeated? Yep that's right---al-Qaida!!! What do we have for him, Johnny??? Oh great, a BIG FAT CONSPIRACY!!!! That'll go great on the mantle next to Satan's pitchfork.
There's also rumors that Israel also had a hand in 9/11 and the creation of HAMAS. Of course I don't have proof of that first one but the fact that the Israelis managed to kill off the entire leadership of the PLO organizations while the Islamist leaders wriggled out virtually unscathed seems to beg a pretty strong point for the second one.
Only Habash died of old age. The rest met their bloody fate at the business end of an Israeli assault rifle. Sad, huh? Yea I thought so too. They're so good at getting us, even when we're 4,000 miles away. How they can't even manage a scratch on a crazy imam preaching from a Gaza pulpit is still a mystery to me.
Reminds me of Osama bin Laden....always managing to get away. Let's play "Connect the Dots". Israeli style. Don't forget to bring the white phosphorous.
7. The activists were delivering "messages of hate".
Whoa....really? I always thought feeding a starving person was a message of love, not hate.
That's what they were doing, trying to feed starving people.
Dropping bombs on schools and hospitals and private homes is a message of hate.
Was my teacher, my parents, and my local clerics wrong?
OK yea my parents were in the PFLP. That makes 'em right. Alright I'm a bit biased, but the alternative was far more sinister. I just couldn't adopt psychotic behaviors and thought processes and call them "love and equality". I would never be able to forgive myself.
8. OK we've run out of things to say about the flotilla so here's some classics. Teach your children this one--Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East.
No thanks. My children are too smart to buy that with a 10 cent piece. It's not even worth the piss breaks it took to come up with that one. Fact is, Israel is NOT a democracy, it's more of an oligarchy, where a select few rule over the many with an iron fist and citizenship is based on whether or not Mommy was a Jew. Occupied territories included, Israel has an Arab majority by a small number, yet the few Arab members representing their brethren in the Knesset are not even allowed to express themselves freely. Loyalty to the state means for many the admission that they are inferior to their Jewish neighbor, regardless of the social status or moral standing, so basically it means that an Arabic-speaking nun is worth less than a Jewish Russian mafioso...........smellin that Twilight Zone bullshit again.........
Makes sense why I read in an article a few years back about Israeli Arab soldiers defecting to the PLO.
And this "democracy" also wishes to be regarded as a "Jewish State". When last I read, a democracy is a society irrespective of racial backgrounds or religious affiliations. Everyone has a voice. In fact I believe this is the core of a democratic state. Without it, the state becomes about as democratic as Milosević's "Serbian State" or Hitler's "Aryan State".
Ohhh! I bet I offended a few Zionists with that last statement. Oh well, not sorry. Lemme ask ya a question.....were you sensitive to my feelings when you called my dead cousin "a subhuman savage"?
Methinks mecalls em like mesees em.
9. Oh, here's a beaut. This one your whole family should know. It will help them sleep at night. Israel is the reason the world is safer and that the terrorists haven't shown up on American shores.
Sure they have!! Ever hear of 9/11? Sure you did! You had a hand in making it, or at least didn't say anything when you had knowledge of it beforehand. Funny that only one Israeli perished in the attack. Not funny as in "ha ha" but funny as in I thought that the WTC was the hub of the world economy and financial center of the world and anytime money is somewhere Israelis are not far behind. The place should've been crawling with 'em!! Could it have been that they were all forewarned? Sure, but what about that last one? Did he not get the memo? Must've been a pro-Palestinian activist.
As for the first half of that ridiculous claim, here's something you can put in your pipe and smoke--prior to 1967 there were NO acts of terrorism committed against Americans by persons of Middle Eastern background on or off of American soil. In fact, prior to 1948, Arabs actually had a FAVORABLE attitude towards Americans as opposed to the British or French. Why? Simple--The latter two had occupied and oppressed the Arabs for decades while America kept out of the imperialist game. Hmmm...things did sure change, but so did America's role in the imperialist chess game. We now have more troops stationed on foreign soil than any other country in the world. Do the math. Israel actually paved the way for imperialist designs on the Middle East, as well as the need for oil. The resultant attitude was one much more negative and hostile as opposed to pre-WWII sentiments amongst the Arabs.
I always like to compare the onset of the anti-American attitude amongst Arabs with the anti-Arab attitude amongst Americans and other Westerners. The former only surfaced in the mid 20th century while the latter has been widespread in the West for centuries. Centuries, people. It probably was present in America at the time of its founding. I always wondered what fueled this considering it wasn't really a response to any hatred expressed by Arabs against Westerners. Yea sure Arabs occupied Spain and tried to move up into France but were pushed back but that couldn't be it. Arab Spain was a whole hell of a lot safer place than Christian Spain. Even Spaniards will admit that! Hell, I bet the Inca and Aztecs wish Spain had stayed under Arab rule. I bet the natives of a lot of Spanish and French-speaking countries wished the Arabs had taken over the whole of Europe. They might have been spared the pain of being massacred and "bleached out". And whatever, Europeans were conquering, killing, and occupying each other during those times, so how could one more occupier be any different?
Maybe it's because said occupier's skin was brown instead of white? Let's face it, Islam would have been far more easily accepted amongst Europeans had their prophet been painted as a White Man. Brown Palestinian Jesus had his White Nordic Makeover and it was met with resounding success. However I think just skin adaptation alone would not be enough to do the trick nowadays. You'll probably have to dress him in drag and rename him "Mirabella". That'll get the Europeans' attention. You'll see mosques filling up everywhere literally overnight.
Unfortunately I probably just gave some Dutch pedophile a great idea for a new cartoon. Incendiary, but still an excellent way for him to draw off the focus from his own sick vices. Maybe he's a priest, better yet a cardinal. Hell, even the Pope likes little boys.
Sad that Europe and the West claim to be so "diverse". Try telling them you're an Arab and you'll literally see them wearing their racism on their sleeves. Twilight Zone bullshit. That's all that is. Just in a nifty swastika shape.
In the ever immortal words of Monty Python....now for something completely different...
10. Let's not waste euphemisms here and get down to business--Israel is America's greatest ally. We have never attacked or intended to do harm to any American citizen.
Two words.
USS Liberty.
Two more words.
Racel Corrie.
Two more words.
Falsified passports.
Two more words.
AIPAC spies.
Two more words.
Get it?
As far as that "God's people" clause I think that one needs to be omitted. That's about as ridiculous as the texts that spawned it. We covered that one when I was waiting for the answer to my question and got none.
Or maybe I need to hit a little Mary Jane to hear that still small voice?
Joseph Smith used peyote. Those golden tablets were really just invitations to Willy Wonka's candy factory. Mormonism- a drug induced overreaction. He missed out on one delicious adventure. Utah didn't taste anything like a Wonka Bar!
P.S. If you're still reading, I bet you were expecting a pro-Israeli viewpoint after reading the title.
Disappointed? Well, you kept reading didn't you?
Just remember one thing, my Zionist friends--by getting you to read this I took 5 minutes away from you. If you're a Super Zionist, I just took ten. If you're a Super Duper Zionist, the big words just hurt your brain.
Just remember this, though--five lousy minutes doesn't come close to the millions of acres of land you stole from us. Think of that next time you're receiving oral gratification on "Sukkit".
Palestinians rule.
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